tumblrbot asked:
WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?

A car show.

"Oh shit she’s pissed, better ignore her for a few hours and make her even angrier"

Like every fucking guy I swear to god (via paralacking)

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dicklover3000:

hespokeoftoast:

shutupaubrey:

If a white boy is talking to you just say “oh shit dude no way” and they’ll think you’re listening the whole time

Getting real tired of Tumblr bashing white boys like they’re cool. Like I’m a white boy and I don’t do anything cool

oh shit dude no way

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After Reading This, You Will Never Watch Frozen, Tangled or The Little Mermaid the Same Way Again